目次

はじめに

第1章 ココロをくすぐるユーモラスな名言・迷言
　1 The optimist sees the whole ;
　2 Quitting (s ) is easy.
　3 To find a friend one must
　4 How long a minute is
　5 It's meaningless to
　6 Finding a worm in your apple
　7 Women like a man with a past,
　8 Christmas is a time when
　9 There are three stages of man;
　10 There are ( ) kinds of people
　11 An archaeologist is the best husband
　12 Baseball is like driving,
　13 Never doubt the courage of the French.
　14 Never ask ( ) if you
　15 Doing business without advertising
　16 High heels were invented
　17 You know you are getting old
　18 I changed my password
　19 Yesterday my husband thought
　20 Dear math teachers:
　21 I don't smoke or drink
　22 If you think you're too small
　23 Forget the ( ), I feel the entire zoo

第2章 ココロを動かすポジティブな名言・迷言
　24 The best way to make your dream
　25 Nothing is impossible.
　26 An American believes
　27 A parrot ( s) much
　28 If opportunity doesn？t knock,
　29 When one door of happiness closes,
　30 The dictionary is the only place
　31 When a man points a finger
　32 Don't worry, if Plan A
　33 Nothing in the world is
　34 If I am to speak ten minutes,
　35 Age is just a number.
　36 Man cannot discover new oceans
　37 A ( ) between makes love
　38 Love does not consist in
　39 It？s no coincidence
　40 I don't know who
　41 We do not stop playing
　42 Remember,( a ) is the( b )
　43 By the time a man realizes
　44 A mother is not a person
　45 Life isn't measured by
　46 Be careful when you follow
　47 Make yourself heard.
　48 To the world you may be
　49 With ( a ) eyes and
　50 Yesterday is history,
　51 War doesn't determine
　52 Everything will be all right

第3章 ココロに浮かぶあの名言のパロディ迷言
　53 ( ) a day keeps the doctor
　54 Haste makes ( ).
　55 Where there？s a will,
　56 Never put off till
　57 He who laughs last
　番外編Many people believe

第4章 ジョークのオチを考えるのはあなただ！
　#1 園児から先生へのプレゼント
　#2 仲睦まじい老夫婦
　#3 タクシー運転手の前職
　#4 命拾いのためのとっさの一言
　#5 老夫婦の願い事
　#6 ジグソーパズル完成のお祝い
　#7 シスターを訪ねた謎の男
　#8 画期的なスーパー
　#9 寝起きの悪い男の話